Today was Toblerone Tuesday.
Explanation: For a couple of months the deli in the building i work in has been stocking mini Toblerone candies at the register. This meant nothing to me at first. Everyone knows wheat the Toblerone candies are, but no one realizes it.
Mostly you see this shit at airports in big triangle boxes.
Anyway, this kid that I was training brought some on a Tuesday and said (in all seriousness) “Toblerone Tuesday bro.” And it changed my life. Since then I’ve had at least one Toblerone treat every Tuesday. And! I am in the process of locating their head of marketing and sales, because that person needs to know that this is Toblerone, and it’s “Not just for airports anymore”.
Not bad right?
So, I was drunk this whole post.