First off, fuck the accent that’s supposed to go on the ‘e’ in chiche, and fuck you for noticing (if you did not notice *pounds*). I couldn’t figure out how to type the all important accent.
Anyway, this whole FML this is being over used right? WHO CARES. It fits.
Like right now I’m typing this post with one eyeball. That is because on my walk to the train from work some piece of dirt (aka the Mini Demon Sole of Freddy Kruger) popped into my eye. So, what did genius JP do??? Rub that eye with a fury. BRILLIANT! Now my eye is the color of a tomato, and it is burning like my love for Colt45.
Today was like the FML Prefect Storm.
I woke up at 7:55am. I need to be at work at the latest 8am. I called my boss to tell him I was gonna be late.
ME: I’m gonna be late.
BOSS: Is everything ok?
ME: Yes, I overslept because I suck at life.
BOSS: Um, ok. *click*
–*side note* I’m not sure if I’m using the whole *star thingy to describe how/what I’m doing* works, but it’s hella fun and I’ma rock it.
Ok, so then my day resulted in: my worth being questioned, 3k in canceled sales, and the Freddy Kruger thing.
It just feels good to say that for some reason.
My eye hurts.