I take a bus to the East 180 train station to catch the 2-train every morning.
Today I was running late (thanks Glenlivet), so I forgot that my monthly pass expired yesterday. This is usually no problem. The bus driver will just let me through cause it’s 6:30am, and who the fuck wants to enforce rules this early. But today it was some other assbag who wouldn’t let me on.
Me: Come on man, I don’t got any change.
Assbag: [flatly] Not my problem.
Me: Fuck You Assbag.
I went down the block and tried to break a $10, but bodega guy told me I had to buy somthing. I grabbed a pack of gum.
I took my change, hopped on the next bus 10min later, and the card machine on that bus was busted!
***Fee Rides, happy St. Patty!***
I wanted to be ironicly mad, but how can you be mad starting the day with Happy St. Patty!
So, now I will spend the rest of the day looking forward to many Whisky Rocks tonight! (what kind of whisky?… all of em!)