This season me and my buddy Keith decided to fulfill childhood dreams of ours.
Knicks season tickets! Well a partial season, 18games altogether. The important thing is that we were there. With these tickets we really are a part of the team. The money we spent in a very indirect way contributes to the better of the team/organization, and we can cheer with even more vigor!
Unfortunately the Knickerbockers gave us nothing to cheer for. Inciting boos in every game we’ve seen, and almost always ending in chants of “FIRE ISIAH!!” They never tried, and it resulted in them being the worst team in the NBA. Disgraceful for a NY franchise.
To add insult to injury the staff at the garden couldn’t be more inept. At the concession stands getting a simple hot dog and a beer was like pulling teeth.
I would order-
me: Foot-long hot-dog and a big Bud. Please.
retard: Do you want a hot dog?
me: Foot-long hot-dog and a big Bud. Please!
retard: Foot-long or jumbo?
me: Foot-long hot-dog and a big Bud. Please!!
retard: Did you want something to drink with that?
by this time I’ve flashed the machete I carry on my waist…
On one Tuesday night we were playing the Charlotte fucking Bobcats and the Garden was a ghost town. Keith and I were kicked out of some nice seats that we moved to from our beat ass seats. The usher made us feel like we were some fuckin bums!
last night was the last straw.
Luggage tag night. That is my thank you for the patronage. That’s my thank you for spending my hard earned money (and lots of it), for cheering hopelessly, for watching no effort bball all season, and for getting shit on by Garden staff!! Not a cool headband, or basketball, no. FUCKING LUGGAGE TAGS!! PLASTIC TAGS!!!! Garbage.
Who decided on this?! What think-tank did this idea float to the top of?!
board-member#1- Well we’re down to luggage tag, envelope, or trash bag night. I’m at a loss.
board-member#2- Um, I all-ready got my luggage tags did you guys?
board-member#3- Yeah, and we can always use the trash bags and envelops, so lets give ’em the leftover tags.
Perfect. Now I have plastic funny smelling Knick luggage tags.
Thanks Jim Dolan.